The Reluctant Hitman (night of 18/10/2014)

I am with Kano from the 2000ad comic strip 'Bad Company'. We're in some kind of gang, and I'm some kind of hitman. We meet a rival hangout in the desert, led by some kind of 'outback mafia-ma' type. Kano is trying to come to some kind of deal with them. I get sick of this, take out my machine gun and start shooting them. I can't believe I'm doing this. Some of the gang start shooting back. I get further and further away from the main shooting, and the desert becomes Uxbridge Common. I am very worried. How have I become a hit man? I won't be able to feel safe for the rest of my life! I deeply regret starting a shoot out with the desert gang.